Salon Conversations
Nail Technician: (in broken English) "Can I hep you?"
Me: Yes, I have a 2 o'clock appointment
Nail Technician: "HUH?"
Me: "Pedicure."
Nail Technician: "Oh, okay you sit down"
Random Customer: (sarcastically) "ya came to get your nails painted on your way to the hospital?"
Me: "Actually yes....I'm in labor and just really needed a pedicure."
Random Customer: (shocked) "when are you really due!??"
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Even with the sarcasm, it was still worth it...these are the prettiest pink-painted vienna sausages I've ever seen.
Saturday, October 03, 2009
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People are so insensitive to really pregnant ladies. "Are you having twins?" That is my personal fav and next time I am going to say no I am actually having triplets. I think that shock value is my new plan, I liked your approach.
You lucky lady. I have been wanting a pedicure so bad! Wish we were closer so we could go together.. :)
LOL at the, "pink vienna sausages"! I'll bet you still look fabulous. :) I also love me some sarcasm and I'm on board with Lyndsey's 'shock value' plan for next time around, too. ;) It never ceases to amaze me how tactless total strangers can be!
People are just dumb! People at Nordstrom would say the dumbest stuff to me. One time a lady yelled at me because she didn't approve of my footwear.
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